Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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