What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Anti Joke

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