- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

deez nuts

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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