- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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