What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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