Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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