A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Jesus Christ

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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