- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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