- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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