A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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