- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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