I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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sadf

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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