A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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womens rights

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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