A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Ruller

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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American healthcare.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's 1+1? 4.

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