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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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