Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Jews who wear penny loafers...

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

women's rights

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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