- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's funny? Women's rights.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Obama

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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