- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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