Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Hair

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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