Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Women's Rights...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Poop.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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