what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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69.... is a number

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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