Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A man walks into a bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

The white guy did it!

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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