- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Roses are red Violets are blue

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

what's black? a lot of things.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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