What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A black man without problems.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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