How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

thumbs up!

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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