Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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pussy enough said

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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