Invisible Television.

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poop.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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hi hi strager danger

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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