I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Anti Joke

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