- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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