- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Face...the other white meat!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Phew... it's gone.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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