- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Womens basketball

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Robin, get in the batmobile

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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