Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

guess what what? nothing.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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