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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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