- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That didn't hurt.

Potato.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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