Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Time flies like a banana.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Avery has crabs.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Windows Vista

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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