- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Dozer has a soul

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Working hard or hardly working????

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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