Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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