Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Benevolent villain.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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