- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Small breasts.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

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