What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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