- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Gustavo Andrade

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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