- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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