- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

what is white and sticky? glue.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Obama

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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