- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

David Cameron

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Adam Chebali is awesome

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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