- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

knock knock come in !

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Women's professional sports

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

women's rights.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.