- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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