- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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