why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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