What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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ASSCHEEKS

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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