Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Women's rights.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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